The heart wants what the heart wants ...
... and it wants cake.
Hello. It’s Wednesday. You’re still alive.
Apparently, the best way to grow is by doing nothing:
“When you are offered a free lunch — a reasonable expectation of good returns with zero effort and only moderate risk — it makes sense to eat it.”
I’m reading The Body Keeps the Score: Brain, Mind, and Body in the Healing of Trauma by Bessel van der Kolk:
I like charts:
Check out this mannequin in lingerie.
Still the most popular thing I ever wrote:
“‘The hardest thing about being a male porn star is convincing your female co-workers that you are an interesting, well-rounded, fun guy who they might consider dating in a parallel universe after a few drinks,’ Iron says.”
Call my agent! I love this show.
Look at Noah’s elephant bush (and subscribe to his newletter).
[Photo credit: Noah Kalina]
Everything that’s wrong with memoirs written by women right here.
“She has a sticky note on her bathroom mirror that reads ‘Feel It All.’ In her most recent memoir, ‘Untamed,’ she writes, ‘Every great spiritual teacher tells us the same story about humanity and pain: Don’t avoid it. You need it to evolve, to become.’ During a Goop video chat in the early days of quarantine, ‘Doyle advised Gwyneth Paltrow, ‘All feelings are for feeling.’”
I’m a literary dominatrix. Want to hire me? Here’s what I do.
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